Tony Blair, Ariel Sharon & George Bush all died & went straight to hell.
Tony Blair: “I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.”
He called and talked for about 5 minutes
Tony Blair: “Well, Devil how much do I owe you?”
The Devil: “10 million dollars.”
He wrote him a check and went back to get his punishment.
Ariel Sharon was so jealous, he starts screaming like a girl.
Ariel Sharon: “My turn! I want to call Israel, I want to see how everybody is doing there too!”
He called and talked for about 2 minutes.
Ariel Sharon: “Well, Devil how much do I owe you?”
The Devil: “5 million dollars.”
With a smug look on his face, he made a check and went back to getting his punishment.
George Bush was even more jealous & starts screaming like an old lady.
George Bush: “I want to call the US too! I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to Powell and Rice, I want to talk to everybody.”
He called the US and he talked for about twenty hours. He talked & talked & talked…
George Bush: “Well, devil how much I owe you?”
The Devil: “One dollar.”
George Bush is stunned.
George Bush: “One dollar? Only one dollar? What! You think I’m Jewish!? No offense Sharon!”
The Devil: “Well if you make a call from one hell to another, you only pay local charges.”
George Bush: “Oh nice! In that case I need to make some more calls. Thanks!”