Joke: Blair, Sharon & Bush in Hell

Tony Blair, Ariel Sharon & George Bush all died & went straight to hell.

Tony Blair: “I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.”
He called and talked for about 5 minutes
Tony Blair: “Well, Devil how much do I owe you?”
The Devil: “10 million dollars.”
He wrote him a check and went back to get his punishment.
Ariel Sharon was so jealous, he starts screaming like a girl.
Ariel Sharon: “My turn! I want to call Israel, I want to see how everybody is doing there too!”
He called and talked for about 2 minutes.
Ariel Sharon: “Well, Devil how much do I owe you?”
The Devil: “5 million dollars.”
With a smug look on his face, he made a check and went back to getting his punishment.
George Bush was even more jealous & starts screaming like an old lady.
George Bush: “I want to call the US too! I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to Powell and Rice, I want to talk to everybody.”
He called the US and he talked for about twenty hours. He talked & talked & talked…
George Bush: “Well, devil how much I owe you?”
The Devil: “One dollar.”
George Bush is stunned.
George Bush: “One dollar? Only one dollar? What! You think I’m Jewish!? No offense Sharon!”
The Devil: “Well if you make a call from one hell to another, you only pay local charges.”
George Bush: “Oh nice! In that case I need to make some more calls. Thanks!”

24 Replies to “Joke: Blair, Sharon & Bush in Hell”

  1. aww, it’s a joke. and plus, we young american muslims, the future, will make it better, inshaAllah.

  2. honestly, i dont think any dang country is anything less than hell now a days.

    dial 1-800-GO-IZZRAEL

    MMW…gah, good times.

  3. okiiii…..i agree with America bein hell an all(tru dat tru dat)…..unlike down here in Canada….hehehe…..oh yeah πŸ˜‰

  4. America isnt hell. i think everyone needs to go and visit the villages of Pakistan. Oh wait u dont even need to visit those to get a reality check how about even the cities?

  5. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMIR….WISH YOU ALL THE BEST AND MAY ALLAH GUIDE YOU ON THE STRAIGHT PATH AND CONTINUE TO OBEY ALLAH, PROPHET MUHAMMAD (PEACE BE UPON HIM) AND YOUR PARENTS. 21 YEARS AGO YOU WERE SUCH A LOVELY CUTE BABY, TODAY YOU ARE A NICE LOOKING YOUNG MAN…WHO I AM PROUD TO HAVE AS A SON….MAY ALLAH CONTINUE TO BLESS AND GUIDE YOU….NOW AND GO AND STUDY AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK…..LOVE ALWAYS, MOMMY

  6. lol..that was funny. oh and happy birthday ..may Allah give u many more to come inshAllah assalamu alaykumwrwb

  7. I know its a joke, but it is insulting to some people and Hell is no joke. If we can’t say it to their face, then it is backbiting.

    Happy B-day

  8. Yeah…go back to Pakistan if its a hell hole…you think paki land is some sort of paradise…

  9. it’s funny how everyone can just assume that Mr GQ:
    1) Lives in America
    2) Is from Pakistani villages

  10. If birthdays are not allowed in Islam, then should we poof and disapear before our first one? Its not birthdays that are not allowed, it is the celebration of them which can feed one’s ego so that they forget that Allah (God) is the greatest – not us. And that was a funny joke, I don’t care who ya are, that was just funny. Much better than comedy central and cleaner too. By the way, I’m a proud American too! Born and raised Irish American.

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