- Author: MR
- Filed under: Funny, Islam, News
- Date: Jan 20,2006 | 01:12 PM
JT is on the possible terrorist list by the FBI. No, not Justin Timberlake, but as the FBI call them the “Jammat Tablighi”. As we Muslims refer to these brothers as the Tablighi Jamaat aka TJ. FBI agents are stupid. First of all, the switch the ordering of the letters and words. Secondly, they pick the most humblest, neutralist and calmest type of Muslim group. The biggest point of this group of Muslims is to give dawah to Muslims. Bringing other Muslims closer to Islam.
The TJ are known for going on 40 day-trips to different masjids and living there. They like to appear at Muslim homes and invite them to come to the Masjid for prayer. They are also famous for cooking really good food at the masjids. Trust me on this. It is worth to eat dinner with them.
I wonder if FBI agents ever graduate from high school?
Here is the article:
FBI labels Jamat Tablighi as terroists
Idiots.
The FBI is officialy the organization of high school drop-outs who dislike Islam.
Update (6/26/2009): Imam Zaid Shakir has confirmed he is a Muslim saying this:
A good friend who is a reliable source of information called and said that Michael had become Muslim. He had been working on an album with the well-known Muslim musician, Dawud Warsby, and another Muslim performer, and the two, sensing Michael’s troubled and depressed state had invited him to Islam. He accepted their invitation. Michael was no stranger to the religion, having been exposed to it by his brother Jermaine, who had converted to the faith in 1989.
Read the full article here
Michael Jackson is muslim?
That’s what I read on this site and the Jews say the same:
Michael Jackson going Muslim?
Well if it’s true, then Alhamdulillah, inshaAllah he’ll change and become a better human being. If it’s not true, then he’s not a muslim.
Check out this video, it’s funny:
Click this link to view the full size video
I think the video was filmed in Indonesia or Malaysia. Its basically is an interview with different type of Hijabi sisters. When I say different: I mean really really different Hijabis all across the board. Hahahaha!
I got these cool short movies about the characters from Mortal Komat and Street Fighter fighting each other. They made Street Fighter seem better then Mortal Kombat, but we know the truth: Mortal Kombat destroys Street Fighter.
MK vs SF
MK vs SF 2
- Author: MR
- Filed under: Funny
- Date: Dec 7,2005 | 07:29 AM
As you can see. I am Aragorn! He is the man! I am the man! hahahaah
So tell me who did you get?
- Author: MR
- Filed under: Funny, Random
- Date: Dec 1,2005 | 05:34 AM
MuJaHiDeEn RyDeR: sooo
friend: sooo yea?
MuJaHiDeEn RyDeR: wat u doing
friend: i stole my friends apple
friend: and gave her my m&ms
friend: now shes throwing things
MuJaHiDeEn RyDeR: interesting friend
friend: yea
MuJaHiDeEn RyDeR: this should go in my blog
friend: what should
